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"On January 14, 2002, President Bush showed up for a press conference with a purple buise on his cheeck and a red scrape on his lower lip. Sweeping aside rumors that he'd literally fallen off the wagon, Bush explained that he'd choked on a pretzel while watching the Baltimore-Miami NFL Playoff game. After losing consciousness for a short time, he woke to find his two dogs "looking at me a little funny." Imagine what the rest of the world was doing."

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